The Most Ridiculous Name in Fragrance
Who – in Gabrielle Coco Chanel’s name – would ever want to wear an Unforgivable Woman?
It makes it even worse when you realise that Sean Puff Diddy Combs’ new fragrance is for women. So women wearing Unforgivable women, it doesn’t make much scents – oh, sense – to Ac.Stet.
But it joins the growing list of increasingly ridiculous names celebrities slap on their fragrance endorsements. Some of the names just leaves you flabbergasted. What are they expecting consumers to think as they spritz themselves?
“Cumming” (seriously?!) by Alan Cumming (“Honey, you smell like you are cumming.”)
“Coast-to-Coast” by the Olsen Twins
Taste by Jessica Simpson.
Still by Jennifer Lopez.
Toxic by Britney Spears …. oh, wait, what? Oh, that was not a perfume, Ac.Stet was just told. Wonder what the actual name of that perfume is. Just curious.
(If you wish to contribute to this list with names Ac.Stet has missed out, please do post ’em).